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stripperblog:

SO I logged on to tell you guys how excited I was because I just found out my neighbor across the hall from me’s boyfriend was a male stripper down in miami and we both just acknowledged we were strippers tonight and it was awesome and hilarious…

So, funny story, a month or so after this post my neighbor showed up at my work, got a vip room and told me he was leaving his live in girlfriend of four years and that he was in love with me (even though he doesn’t know me) and said that if only I would let him make love to me, he knew I would fall in love with him, too. 

Obviously, I told him thank you but no thank you, and it’s been a month or two since that happened and his girlfriend still lives with him. Awkward. 

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Exif Data Zoom madison-main:

stripperblog:

Another pic from the set my coworker took of me on tuesday~

She’s a beauty.

Uh, thanks, but I’m not really sure why you’re referring to me in the 3rd person when you’re reblogging this picture of me from me?

madison-main:

stripperblog:

Another pic from the set my coworker took of me on tuesday~

She’s a beauty.

Uh, thanks, but I’m not really sure why you’re referring to me in the 3rd person when you’re reblogging this picture of me from me?

Salome dances her dance of the seven veils,
The men all eye her like wolves on the hunt, this beautiful girl
finally undressing for them. Finally they can see her
exactly as they want to.
The first veil drops.

In 2007, Kim Kardashian’s ex-boyfriend
released their sex tape against her will.
Kim Kardashian, rather than hide in shame
Used the publicity to promote her own career.

Salome moves like a dream half-remembered.
Salome dances like a siren song. All the men ache
to see the hot sugar of her hip bones.
The second veil drops.

In 2014, Kim Kardashian walks down the aisle
As the whole world watches. If only all of us
were so successful in our revenge.
If only all of us stood in our Louboutin heels
on the backs of the men who betray us,
surveying the world we created for ourselves.

The third veil drops.

Kim Kardashian knows exactly what you think of her.
She presses the cloth tighter against her skin
Her smile is a promise she never intends to keep

We can almost see all of her.
Salome shows us her body
but never her eyes.
The fourth veil is dropping.

The four things most recently tweeted at Kim Kardashian were
@KimKardashian Suck My Dick
@Kim Kardashian Can I Meet Kanye?
@KimKardashian Please Fuck Me
@KimKardashian I Love You. I Love You.

Women are told to keep their legs shut.
Women are told to keep their mouths shut.
Some women are kept silent for so long,
They become experts in the silent theft of power.
The fifth veil has dropped.

Kim Kardashian made $12 million dollars this year
Yesterday, uncountable men in their miserable jobs,
told their miserable friends that Kim was a “dumb whore”
Kim Kardashian will never learn their names.

The sixth veil has dropped.
The seventh veil has dropped.

And Salome sat beside King Herod. And he swore unto her
“Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give to thee
unto the half of my kingdom”
And she smiled, and said
“Bring me the head of John The Baptist.
Punish the man who hurt me”

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harletkush666:

Lol snake on the stripper pole! Get it! #stripper #snake #snakesofinstagram #hilarious

Last night some bitch legit stole my flips flops from the dressing room. 

Also, I’m still alive. The summer’s been hard and I had a death in the family back in March so I kind of gave up on this blog for a while. 

08.10.14 ♥ 4
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Exif Data Zoom Tonight one of my coworkers told me I look like Morello from Orange is the New Black. Best compliment everrrr.

Tonight one of my coworkers told me I look like Morello from Orange is the New Black. Best compliment everrrr.

06.20.14 ♥ 26

stripperina:

When a customer asks if they can buy dances from you at a higher rate than you even charge.

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So I told my manager about that blog taking screenshots and videos of our live cams and she called up tumblr and had their blog deleted. I fucking love my manager. 

05.16.14 ♥ 24

lethalglitch reblogged your post and added:

thanks for telling everyone dumbass

oh I am NOT in the mood for putting up with this PISSANT BULLSHIT

the website is for customers to view our club live, that’s the whole point, i’m not telling anyone about anything they don’t already know about

I AM however, exposing people who are abusing that privilege in a way that could be potentially dangerous or awful for the girls who don’t want their presence known outside of people specifically going to that website as clients - for their online presence to be anything more than ephemeral. 

05.11.14 ♥ 4