April 2012
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As You Like Like It: WHITE DUDES AT STRIP CLUBS →
asyoulikelikeit:
There are three kinds of white dudes at strip clubs:
“There ironically, but secretly into it” Dudes:
“Totally freaked out, but secretly into it” Dudes:
And “Weirdly way into it” Dudes:
I say white dudes specifically, because in my personal…
Are there narcoleptic strippers?
I’m not quite narcoleptic… but my sleep is erratic and uncontrollable at best.
New layout & about page~
Don’t mind me while I just sit here and pat myself on the back.
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A weekly web-comic dedicated to pole dancing! →
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Ok, serious question?
wittleames:
How do strippers not hurt their legs when they slide down the pole. I’ve slid down a pole in shorts before and that shit hurt.
Well, we do. But not after a while. Also, don’t wear lotion on a pole. Ever.
evum:
Yesterday I went to a strip club and tossed all my one dollar bills at them in the form of paper airplanes. None of them thought it was very funny.
It’s better than when they crumple them into little balls and throw them at you.
I’m waiting for a client to tip me in origami money.
Things you guys may or may not have noticed:
1. I started posting my videos on Wednesday as an homage to Jenna Marbles’ “Sexual Wednesday” because I love her more than candy.
2. I change my hair color like, every 3 videos I post. What’s funny is that that was not planned out on purpose.
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New video tomorrow. You guys psyched? I’m psyched.
…. It doesn’t take much to get me psyched.