Stripper Blog
May 2012
49 posts
On Tipping Your Stripper
I see a lot of this stuff going around about “It only seems fair that I can tip a stripper with fake breasts with monopoly money.” I know most of the time they’re only joking, but I do feel it is necessary to point out that while those strippers do have fake titties, they did pay very real money for them. And from what I can tell, it was large amounts of real money. Plastic surgery isn’t cheap, and it’s also very painful judging from my co-workers’ experiences. Although, fake titties do produce this fantastic bouncing effect that few real breasts can reproduce - so they have their perks.
I recently got asked in my inbox what constitutes a good tip, so I thought I’d address these thoughts at the same time since they’re mildly related. I think this question is best answered with some sort of chart. So here we go:
$0-30 TERRIBLE. Worthy of dirty looks and a post on my blog.
$30-50 Not terrible, but not good either, per se. I won’t grumble, but I won’t be pleased, either. The website for my most recent company stipulates that a minimum tip is $50, but I don’t think there’s really a way to enforce that.
$50-80 AVERAGE. What I normally get tipped on a call, if the client isn’t stingy.
$80-100 NICE. If your client tips you like this and it was just one client, this is a handsome tip.
Anything above $100 is usually for calls with more than one person present (ie: a party). If a party tips you less than $100, then they’re fucking ridiculous because dividing your attention can be very difficult, especially when the room is demanding and/or drunk. Depending on how many people are there, your tip will vary. I’ve worked parties with up to 50 frat boys there and made a good $800. It’s dependent on a lot of variables.
I hope that accurately answers your question. :)
When clients ask for a prostitute on the phone
- Me: I heard you were looking for a dancer for tonight?
- Client: I'm looking for more than that.
- Me: So... a stripper with super powers?
thats all i get???
” thats all i get for a dollar?”
lemme put this to you the only way i know how
ITS A FUCKING DOLLAR……..is that ALL I GET IS A DOLLAR????
YESSSSSS. THISSSSSS.
I don't know anything about that stuff, the camshows, from your angle. But I know porn. If people like you? If you do a good job? You will be recorded. People will snap screencaps. In something of a surprise move, it may actually garner you fans... But that's an outside chance. And it sounds like you're not interested in being recorded.
It’s something I’d have to think about, definitely. But you do make a good point there. No such thing as bad publicity, really.
I <3 your blog but always wondered how you got into being "on call"? Do you think it's better than working in a club setting since I'm thinking of changing soon.
I discussed this in depth in my Strip Club vs Call Service video. :)
I saw you were worried about having money stolen if you 'strip' online. LiveJasmine has always been very good to me and gets my money to me on time but I will warn you that its all about masturbation shows not just getting naked.
I’ve actually been really curious about this since I saw a program on 60 minutes that my friend showed me. I wish you weren’t anon because I would love to know more about it.
i cant stop laughing! the lawyer and moaning stories killed me!! do you ever have trouble paying your bills/etc with your job since its "on call"?
I didn’t used to. All last year I did quite well for myself, even had some money saved. But after what happened with the company, I lost all my savings and went into debt and the new company doesn’t give me many calls so I’m facing this problem for the first time right now. Some of my friends have suggested stripping online but I’m not familiar enough with any of the websites to feel comfortable. (I’d be afraid they would record me or steal my money or something.)
i love your blog! i just spent like an hour watching your videos on youtube. i adore you already! you have such a sweet face=) xoxox much love from california!
Aww thank you so much!!! <3<3
Taking It Off: You know you're a stripper when. →
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There is glitter, everywhere.
You answer to your ‘other name’ if you hear it in public.
You know all the words to Motley Crues Girls Girls Girls.
Purple royal crown liquor bags are used as your money bag.
You can pee, change shoes, change tops, smoke a cigarette and talk on your cell phone…
GPOY (except I don’t smoke)
Stripped: On Dating Customers: →
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Ladies, please be smart. We (strippers) as a whole get so much shit about the profession we are in. People are dense and believe the stereotypes but stereotypes are based on some sort of truth. If someone, somewhere never did it, it would not have been a stereotype.
So my fellow sexy ladies in…
Stripped: On being turned on: at work →
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I have a customer named Paul, and he comes every so often and he thinks he is God’s gift to strippers.
Every time we look he says, “Wow look at these fuckers, I’m really the most attractive one here. I mean look at them, I look like George Clooney in comparison.”
Guys, he sounds like Mickey…
“I would like to impress upon you the difficulty of giving a lapdance to a gentleman whilst he is simultaneously trying to snort a key of cocaine from a dimebag.”
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The VIP Room: Who Would You Tell? →
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Last weekend I told one of my closest friends, who is practically my brother, I’m a stripper.
He didn’t even care; he accepted me immediately & we moved on with conversation. I loved it & love all the people in my life who still loved me.
Yet, there are others I could never tell since there…
I’m really open about who I tell about it. I wait when I first meet people to tell them, but if they make it clear that they like me and want to befriend me then I’ll tell them. The way I see it is this: This is me. This is who I am and what I do. Being a stripper does not define me, but it is a large part of me and I love my job. So, the people in my life should love and accept me the way that I am or fuck ‘em. My parents are NOT happy about it, but they love me anyways. Though, my mother did make me promise not to tell any family members so only they and my younger sister know. Everyone else thinks I still work at Victoria’s Secret. I don’t like having to lie to the people in my life and that is definitely a major downside to this occupation. So I try my best to be honest when I can.
Ask a Stripper~
So I know I always say in my videos that you guys can ask me anything, but I just realized 30 minutes ago that the new layout (while adding a fantastic “about” page) totally removed the link to my ask box.
My apologies, this has been fixed!
You know what I hate?
When a client calls at 3am and confirms an appointment with you. So then you jump in the shower and shave everything, fix your hair and make-up, get in your car, and see a text from your boss saying that after he hung up with you, he called the service back and requested a specific girl and cancelled.
Like, seriously? What the fuck? Why would you confirm with me when you wanted someone else? Just tell me you want a different stripper! I’m a big girl, I can handle it. Just don’t make me get all gussied up at three in the morning so you can cancel and give some other girl the money. Sheesh.