I see a lot of this stuff going around about “It only seems fair that I can tip a stripper with fake breasts with monopoly money.” I know most of the time they’re only joking, but I do feel it is necessary to point out that while those strippers do have fake titties, they did pay very real money for them. And from what I can tell, it was large amounts of real money. Plastic surgery isn’t cheap, and it’s also very painful judging from my co-workers’ experiences. Although, fake titties do produce this fantastic bouncing effect that few real breasts can reproduce - so they have their perks.
I recently got asked in my inbox what constitutes a good tip, so I thought I’d address these thoughts at the same time since they’re mildly related. I think this question is best answered with some sort of chart. So here we go:
$0-30 TERRIBLE. Worthy of dirty looks and a post on my blog.
$30-50 Not terrible, but not good either, per se. I won’t grumble, but I won’t be pleased, either. The website for my most recent company stipulates that a minimum tip is $50, but I don’t think there’s really a way to enforce that.
$50-80 AVERAGE. What I normally get tipped on a call, if the client isn’t stingy.
$80-100 NICE. If your client tips you like this and it was just one client, this is a handsome tip.
Anything above $100 is usually for calls with more than one person present (ie: a party). If a party tips you less than $100, then they’re fucking ridiculous because dividing your attention can be very difficult, especially when the room is demanding and/or drunk. Depending on how many people are there, your tip will vary. I’ve worked parties with up to 50 frat boys there and made a good $800. It’s dependent on a lot of variables.
I hope that accurately answers your question. :)
- Me: I heard you were looking for a dancer for tonight?
- Client: I'm looking for more than that.
- Me: So... a stripper with super powers?
” thats all i get for a dollar?”
lemme put this to you the only way i know how
ITS A FUCKING DOLLAR……..is that ALL I GET IS A DOLLAR????
It’s something I’d have to think about, definitely. But you do make a good point there. No such thing as bad publicity, really.
I discussed this in depth in my Strip Club vs Call Service video. :)
I’ve actually been really curious about this since I saw a program on 60 minutes that my friend showed me. I wish you weren’t anon because I would love to know more about it.
I didn’t used to. All last year I did quite well for myself, even had some money saved. But after what happened with the company, I lost all my savings and went into debt and the new company doesn’t give me many calls so I’m facing this problem for the first time right now. Some of my friends have suggested stripping online but I’m not familiar enough with any of the websites to feel comfortable. (I’d be afraid they would record me or steal my money or something.)
Aww thank you so much!!! <3<3
So I know I always say in my videos that you guys can ask me anything, but I just realized 30 minutes ago that the new layout (while adding a fantastic “about” page) totally removed the link to my ask box.
My apologies, this has been fixed!
When a client calls at 3am and confirms an appointment with you. So then you jump in the shower and shave everything, fix your hair and make-up, get in your car, and see a text from your boss saying that after he hung up with you, he called the service back and requested a specific girl and cancelled.
Like, seriously? What the fuck? Why would you confirm with me when you wanted someone else? Just tell me you want a different stripper! I’m a big girl, I can handle it. Just don’t make me get all gussied up at three in the morning so you can cancel and give some other girl the money. Sheesh.